in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

mulders:

bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something

Next time on Doctor Who
8.05 “Time Heist
▬ You will rob the bank of Karabraxos

(Source: dadskills)